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Jonas Brothers Immolation Jonas Brothers Immolation

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Once upon a time, there was this site called Newgrounds.com that contained almost nothing but celebrity death games and hentai-esq torture. Most of the graphics were awful, and the sound quality sucked, but IT DIDN'T MATTER! It was funny, and that was all that mattered.

This video was also funny. Jonas Brothers vs Dragon? Classic. The chase scene in the Disney Slave? Wonderful. Not to mention the amount of effort put into this video. Reviewers take it for granted the amount of work needed to pull off a flash, let alone 5 minutes worth!

Overall, 10/10! I'm certain your animations will only get better over time. I look forward to seeing more!

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Orange You Glad... Orange You Glad...

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You got me.

At first I thought the movie was just ok, but then it was a 5/5 at the end. I hope this passes the portal and even the front page.

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Saturday Morning Watchmen Saturday Morning Watchmen

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Wow...I don't know what to say...

While most people will chuckle at this flash, only those who have read the graphic novel (or see the movie tommorrow) will understand just how...just how...messed up this flash really is!

Awesome job!

P.S. I almost died when Rorscharch was petting the German Shepherds.

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Recent Game Reviews

Gretel and Hansel Part 2 Gretel and Hansel Part 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Bah. I finally figured out all the deaths, but the easter egg on the death recount screen doesn't function...unless it's not meant to...anyways, great game!

Only suggestion is to make the shovel usable by clicking the cloud. Constantly opening the bag to dig holes was a tad tedious.

Portal Defenders Portal Defenders

Rated 5 / 5 stars

For those who need help...

Wave 1: Let the adds kill themselves in the first part by running around them. After the boss appears rinse and repeat. When the boss is the last one standing, melee him to death, or trick it into "yarning" itself. Not too hard...just don't waste bombs for this wave.

Wave 2: Pick off the adds one by one. Their buzz saw attack cannot be stopped by melee swings but has a limited horizontal range. After the boss has joined the fray, run up and down the screen until the boss begins to "fish". If possible, damage the adds until the boss is exhausted, and thus exposed to attacks.

Wave 3: Keep your distance from the adds, since they have fast swings. It's best to bomb them from a distance or let them keyframe each other to death. Once one of them has fallen, divide and conquer! When the boss arrives, run around until he fires rockets or bait him to punch/bodyslam the adds. Avoid attacking the boss from the sides, since that will trigger his attacks.

Wave 4: The adds have a long reach and a nasty blam attack. After they blam, they'll be vulnerable to attack. You'll first face a pair of adds and then a trio. When the bosses emerge, avoid them until one becomes airborne. While avoiding the bubbles, take down the ground guy first by attacking and backing off (he'll attack as soon as he gets up). When he dies, jump swing at the floating guy until he comes down. Keep attacking him until he dies (while watching out for his spin attack too).

Final Boss: Avoid the adds at all costs, since they instantly attack when you're close. The boss teleports around the room and fires a...lazer...which is a slow death if you get hit (assumming you have low heath of course). Don't bother with the adds since they keep respawning. Other then that, good luck.

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Pico Blast Pico Blast

Rated 5 / 5 stars

That Hansel, he's so hot right now!

I'm not going to lie, the first boss destroyed me...regardless, a kickass game!

Recent Audio Reviews

Blow Job at Burger King Blow Job at Burger King

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Somebody's Getting A Whooper...

You know...a blow job in a fastfood joint never would have crossed my mind while listening until I read the title...now it "sounds" like a bj...oddly enough...

crud responds:

cheesy i know. dance party you gotta go! thanks for the review yo!