Evil-Joe-Enterprises's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Jonas Brothers Immolation]

Outstanding!

Once upon a time, there was this site called Newgrounds.com that contained almost nothing but celebrity death games and hentai-esq torture. Most of the graphics were awful, and the sound quality sucked, but IT DIDN'T MATTER! It was funny, and that was all that mattered.

This video was also funny. Jonas Brothers vs Dragon? Classic. The chase scene in the Disney Slave? Wonderful. Not to mention the amount of effort put into this video. Reviewers take it for granted the amount of work needed to pull off a flash, let alone 5 minutes worth!

Overall, 10/10! I'm certain your animations will only get better over time. I look forward to seeing more!

[Orange You Glad...]

You got me.

At first I thought the movie was just ok, but then it was a 5/5 at the end. I hope this passes the portal and even the front page.

[Saturday Morning Watchmen]

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Wow...I don't know what to say...

While most people will chuckle at this flash, only those who have read the graphic novel (or see the movie tommorrow) will understand just how...just how...messed up this flash really is!

Awesome job!

P.S. I almost died when Rorscharch was petting the German Shepherds.

[Redeemer:Prophecy (p. 1)]

Meh.

Change your frame rate to 24 fps or higher, otherwise you get choppy animation.

gerbot responds:

i'll try 30fps for the 2nd part... is it alright? or higher than 30? well, i'll try 30 !! thanks anyway....

[Sephiroth vs Silent Hill]

Good movie...

But I didn't Vote 5 because there was a lack of a certain character, namely Pyramid Head. Honestly, how could you do a Silent Hill parody without Pyramid Head? I must blam your movie for this outrage!

On another note, the ending was anti-climatic and pretty much killed my overall opinion of the movie. Change the ending, by either making it actually funny or a least put a little more action into it.

fadedshadow responds:

the movie contained monsters from silent hill 3, which didn't include pyramid head my friend.

[Oscar the Dog]

Normally I hate claymations...

But I like yours...it was actually funny and decently done...not like those other crappy blobs that other claymation usually have. Nice job!

[Syrup Adventures]

What a work of art!!!!!!!

Wow! I've never seen something so graphically intense and beautiful as this flash! I can tell that you must have spent hours upon hours perfecting this wonderful masterpiece! You truly are a Da Vinci of flash!

[Ultimate Pirates Fan]

Holy Crap!

I thought that the POTC spoof/plot-line was so-so, and I almost thought that the "preview" was ok...until he started killing people. Awesome! Kepp up the good work!

CybermonkeyStudios responds:

Thanks.

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Short and sweet to the point...NOT!!!!!!

Well, you certainly have potential for animations and you have decent art skills, but...you need to make a better movie! It doesn't have to have a point, just make it funny! Violence, gore, sexual inuendos, and swearing make any flash funny. Go back to the drawing board!

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[Some Random Thing]

Bitchin!

These spoofs on various Nintendo, Sega, and other arcade games was frickin hilarious! This DESERVES a TEN!