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Total Medals Earned: 1,222 (From 146 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 20,185 Points

Gretel and Hansel

Medals Earned: 18/18 (500/500 points)

Baby Steps 5 Points

Make Gretel walk for the first time.

Slingshot Breakfast 5 Points

Obtain the slingshot

Bitch Slap 10 Points

Shoot mom in the face

Honey Horror 10 Points

Get Bee Death

Sucked Dry 10 Points

Get Spider Death

Time is Running Out 10 Points

Get the clock

Electra Complex 25 Points

Get Dad Carriage Death

Gretel Unit 25 Points

Take 200 shots with the slingshot

Here is Mommy! 25 Points

Get Axe Death

Kain 25 Points

Kill Hansel

Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points

Get Rabbit Death

Pecking Order 25 Points

Get Crow Death

Pest Removal 25 Points

Trap the squirrel

The Flamer 25 Points

Get Fire Death

Clockspert 50 Points

Solve clock puzzle

Get Stoned 50 Points

Get all 10 stones

Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points

Drop all ten stones

Grimm Master 100 Points

Get all 10 deaths

Gretel and Hansel Part 2

Medals Earned: 30/30 (190/190 points)

Bad Doggy 5 Points

Race the wolf... and lose

Between a Rock and a Hard Rock 5 Points

Get crushed

Big Brother 5 Points

Rescue Gretel

Free Bird 5 Points

Teach hansel how to fly

Frosty Impaler 5 Points

Be too greedy

Got Wood? 5 Points

Suffer the stickman's wrath

Gut Busting 5 Points

Step on the trap

Here Doggy! 5 Points

Give a dog a bone

Metal Meal 5 Points

Get Hansel to eat the scissors

Never Hit an Old Man 5 Points

Disrespect your elders

Revenge 5 Points

Beat a dead horse

Saviour 5 Points

Keep both dinner guests alive

Sensory Overload 5 Points

Reveal the bridge

Slayer 5 Points

Slay the beast

Snip Snip 5 Points

Get cut

Spiked 5 Points

Get the pit death

Ssssssurprise! 5 Points

Try and cross the swamp without Hansel

Swan Dive 5 Points

Go for a swim

Weather Master 5 Points

Solve the weather puzzle

Where's My Arm? 5 Points

Pet the teddy

A Trusty Hat 10 Points

Give Rufus back his hat

A Woman's Tears 10 Points

Free Emma

Till Part 3... 10 Points

Complete the game

Grimm Master 2 25 Points

Beat the game after getting all the deaths

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Headplode

Medals Earned: 5/7 (35/110 points)

First Plode 5 Points

First time explode the zombie

Half Complete 5 Points

Win 14 level

Full Complete 10 Points

Win 27 level

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Heart of Ice

Medals Earned: 10/18 (90/410 points)

Ishmael and I 5 Points

Eliminate the psychic, Ishmael

Neophyte 5 Points

Master the game's basic controls

Pest Control 5 Points

Kill at least sixteen insects

The Deposed 5 Points

Destroy The Watcher in a final, epic battle!

Yarrrr! 5 Points

Sink Tim the Pirate once and for all!

Acid Trip 10 Points

Defeat Ishmael with the screen still flipped

Completion 10 Points

Complete the entire game

Icarus 10 Points

Shoot off 200 of The Watcher's feathers

Tepid 10 Points

Defeat Tim the Pirate without using any combos

Post Mortem Aggression 25 Points

Unlock and defeat the secret boss

Atavist 10 Points

Reach the end of 'Ice Quest'

Nonpareil 10 Points

Wipe out all ninja in the colosseum

Hoarder 25 Points

Find every secret item in the game

Unlimited 25 Points

Unlock every bonus in the game

Dancing Mad 50 Points

Defeat all three main bosses in the arena in epic mode

Invincible 50 Points

Gain a 'no damage' win over every boss in the arena

The Extreme 50 Points

Defeat the secret boss in the arena in epic mode

Deity 100 Points

Gain every other achievement in the game

Hippolyta

Medals Earned: 4/20 (20/500 points)

Epic Fail 5 Points

Fail 20 times

Medium Jumper 5 Points

Jump 20 medium ground obstacles

Small Dodger 5 Points

Dodge 20 small high obstacles

Small Jumper 5 Points

Jump 20 small ground obstacles

Farm Massacre 5 Points

Kill 20 farmers

Medium Dodger 5 Points

Dodge 20 medium high obstacles

Fight In The Shade 10 Points

Block 20 volleys of arrows

Large Dodger 10 Points

Dodge 20 large high obstacles

Large Jumper 10 Points

Jump 20 large ground obstacles

Mano-A-Mano 10 Points

Block 20 duelists

Think Fast! 10 Points

Dodge 10 rider attacks

Trample Mania 10 Points

Jump 20 hoplites

Was That a Fly? 10 Points

Dodge 20 volleys of arrows

Cover Up 25 Points

Unlock all armor

Eat My Dust 25 Points

Outrun 10 riders

Cat And Mouse 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit

Long Day 50 Points

Complete Story mode

Survivor 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes in Survival

Hell And Back 100 Points

Complete hardcore mode

The Spice Of Life 100 Points

Unlock all game modes

Human Centipede: The Game

Medals Earned: 3/13 (65/550 points)

Reading Rainbow 5 Points

Read through all of the intro and instructions text

Hop A Cop 10 Points

Bypass a cop by moving over him

Donut Break 50 Points

Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone

Grave Damage 10 Points

Destroy 100 tombstones

Nice Aim 25 Points

Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels

Raise The Roofie 25 Points

collect 3 roofies in a single level

Speedy Pedey 25 Points

Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level

Antivenom 50 Points

Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars

Pede Gatherer 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

Cop Killa 100 Points

Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value

Pede Master 100 Points

Achieve 100,000 points

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Hurdle Turtle: Flash!

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)

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Slow and Steady 5 Points

Survive 100m!

Lightning Pace 10 Points

Survive an impressive 200m!

Hurdle Hero 25 Points

Survive an unbelievable 300m!

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I wanna be the flash game

Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/505 points)

I cant take this anymore 5 Points

Commit suicide 15 times

Only a scratch 5 Points

Die 50 times

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Just a flesh wound 10 Points

Die 100 times

Ouch that hurts! 10 Points

Die 200 times

Time waster 10 Points

You could have white teeth by now

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? 25 Points

Die 500 times

AH WTF IS GOIN ON GAWD DAMMIT THIS R HARD 4 ME 50 Points

Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside

Why are you still playing? 50 Points

2 hours of gameplay

Slow down speed racer 100 Points

Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that

ZERO HERO 100 Points

you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?

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In Utero

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

Supasperm 25 Points

Beat the first level.

Impotent 100 Points

Complete the first level without firing a shot.

Aborted 25 Points

Kill the boss without dying.

Preggerz 100 Points

Beat the game.

Invisible Runner

Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/500 points)

SHISH KEBAB 10 Points

Lose a life on the stakes.

30,000 POINTS 25 Points

Achieve 30,000 points

EARLY DEATH 5 Points

Lose a life on the second level.

SPARKLING DEATH 10 Points

Die electrocuted

50,000 POINTS 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

GAME COMPLETED 50 Points

Finish all 25 levels

INVISIBILITY 50 Points

Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.

3 LIVES 100 Points

Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.

75,000 POINTS 100 Points

Achieve 75,000 points

INVISIBLE MEDAL 100 Points

Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game