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Gretel and Hansel Part 2 Gretel and Hansel Part 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nooooooo!!!!

Bah. I finally figured out all the deaths, but the easter egg on the death recount screen doesn't function...unless it's not meant to...anyways, great game!

Only suggestion is to make the shovel usable by clicking the cloud. Constantly opening the bag to dig holes was a tad tedious.



Portal Defenders Portal Defenders

Rated 5 / 5 stars

For those who need help...

Wave 1: Let the adds kill themselves in the first part by running around them. After the boss appears rinse and repeat. When the boss is the last one standing, melee him to death, or trick it into "yarning" itself. Not too hard...just don't waste bombs for this wave.

Wave 2: Pick off the adds one by one. Their buzz saw attack cannot be stopped by melee swings but has a limited horizontal range. After the boss has joined the fray, run up and down the screen until the boss begins to "fish". If possible, damage the adds until the boss is exhausted, and thus exposed to attacks.

Wave 3: Keep your distance from the adds, since they have fast swings. It's best to bomb them from a distance or let them keyframe each other to death. Once one of them has fallen, divide and conquer! When the boss arrives, run around until he fires rockets or bait him to punch/bodyslam the adds. Avoid attacking the boss from the sides, since that will trigger his attacks.

Wave 4: The adds have a long reach and a nasty blam attack. After they blam, they'll be vulnerable to attack. You'll first face a pair of adds and then a trio. When the bosses emerge, avoid them until one becomes airborne. While avoiding the bubbles, take down the ground guy first by attacking and backing off (he'll attack as soon as he gets up). When he dies, jump swing at the floating guy until he comes down. Keep attacking him until he dies (while watching out for his spin attack too).

Final Boss: Avoid the adds at all costs, since they instantly attack when you're close. The boss teleports around the room and fires a...lazer...which is a slow death if you get hit (assumming you have low heath of course). Don't bother with the adds since they keep respawning. Other then that, good luck.


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Pico Blast Pico Blast

Rated 5 / 5 stars

That Hansel, he's so hot right now!

I'm not going to lie, the first boss destroyed me...regardless, a kickass game!



PSP vs DS PSP vs DS

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

So what? Who cares?

If you like the PSP more than the DS, then that's all fine and dandy, but...last time I checked this was the flash portal, not some freaking soap box you can pout on! Go whine about your fan boyism somewhere else like YouTube or MySpace or whatever. I'm sure something might listen...


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Flash Point Flash Point

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Really fun!

And it had good graphics, too! Perhaps one of the most original shooter games that I have seen. Overall, this gets a 10!



Dark Cut Dark Cut

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Gruesome...yet great

Interesting game that involves the user quite a bit. I only wish it was longer and a bit harder towards the end.